I’m Randy, and this is where I hate shit in the most hilarious ways possible.Tumblr (3.0; @shitrandyhates)http://shitrandyhates.com/ All right, all right.  I suppose I should write something before I lose any more followers....http://shitrandyhates.com/post/1306279674http://shitrandyhates.com/post/1306279674Wed, 13 Oct 2010 08:18:45 -0700 Hey everyone! I’m currently at school, in between classes waiting for the hobos outside to stop...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/1216134111http://shitrandyhates.com/post/1216134111Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:23:21 -0700 Hey everybody!  I’ve been so great this past week or two, I can’t even begin to...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/1196531079http://shitrandyhates.com/post/1196531079Sun, 26 Sep 2010 21:06:00 -0700 Hey there, true believers!  I know it’s been a while, but I’m back with a fresh batch...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/1104610637http://shitrandyhates.com/post/1104610637Sat, 11 Sep 2010 13:36:00 -0700Hey, everybody! How was your summer vacation? Good? Didja go down the shore with your Uncle Fritz...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/889667759http://shitrandyhates.com/post/889667759Sun, 01 Aug 2010 12:30:12 -0700 Good evening, children!  I’m taking time from my busy schedule of summer classes (which was a...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/730135820http://shitrandyhates.com/post/730135820Wed, 23 Jun 2010 20:49:00 -0700 Good morning, everybody!  I realize it’s been a few days since my last update, but I...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/708363505http://shitrandyhates.com/post/708363505Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:22:09 -0700 Hey there, kids!  I’m pleased to announce that Finals Week is now over, which means more...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/686227641http://shitrandyhates.com/post/686227641Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:49:49 -0700 Oh shit!  My ad went up, which means I should probably take a break from my self-imposed exile on...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/668947259http://shitrandyhates.com/post/668947259Sun, 06 Jun 2010 00:15:01 -0700Hey, kids!  I just wanted to send out a quick note to everybody (the seven of you left) still...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/660426188http://shitrandyhates.com/post/660426188Thu, 03 Jun 2010 09:41:33 -0700 The other day, some friends and I were lunching in the best steakhouse/strip club Portland has to...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/651064974http://shitrandyhates.com/post/651064974Mon, 31 May 2010 14:19:01 -0700 Today I was putzing around the house waiting for Coed Vixens 8 to come on the pay-per-view and...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/639555985http://shitrandyhates.com/post/639555985Thu, 27 May 2010 20:40:00 -0700Recommendation?: Y’know, technically speaking, it is still Tuesday- if you guys wanted to...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/633604379http://shitrandyhates.com/post/633604379Tue, 25 May 2010 22:56:47 -0700 I realize that this is a bit of an obvious choice, seeing as how these guys are actually...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/632782732http://shitrandyhates.com/post/632782732Tue, 25 May 2010 17:45:00 -0700Hey, faithful readers! I’m currently writing this update on my phone while tarrying at the Mayo...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/628511065http://shitrandyhates.com/post/628511065Mon, 24 May 2010 09:29:00 -0700 Hey there, sports fans!  I apologize for the gap in between updates- I took a short (and I do mean...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/614472809http://shitrandyhates.com/post/614472809Wed, 19 May 2010 16:57:00 -0700 I know I said I didn’t want to get into religion here, and I still don’t- but my sweaty,...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/599969769http://shitrandyhates.com/post/599969769Fri, 14 May 2010 21:59:00 -0700 Believe me, children, this is NOT a post I would have thought I’d be writing.  Normally I...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/594611661http://shitrandyhates.com/post/594611661Wed, 12 May 2010 23:56:00 -0700 This one’s going to be relatively short, people.  I just found out that some fuckwit on...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/590061697http://shitrandyhates.com/post/590061697Tue, 11 May 2010 10:58:07 -0700 Okay, if you’re a regular reader of this site, you’re probably thinking, “Hey...http://shitrandyhates.com/post/588915936http://shitrandyhates.com/post/588915936Mon, 10 May 2010 23:41:00 -0700